With the wine country team (San Francisco Giants) competing for the World Series this week (and next week they’ll play some Japanese teams so the term “world champions” is more meaningful…), it only makes sense to drink wine rather than beer for this year’s version of the fall classic. Here are my pairings for each game, assuming it goes to 7 games.
Game 1 – Matchup: Lincecum vs Lee
This one should be interesting, and considering that I’m watching it as I’m writing this, it already is. The two aces face each other in the city by the bay, and given that Cliff Lee hasn’t given up a run in about 3,132 post season innings (until right at this moment!), it could be a tough go for the G-men. For that reason I’m going with a nice high alcohol California Zinfandel. The only issue is I don’t have any of these in the house and I’m not about to miss an inning to go get one, especially when Lincecum himself is up to bat. Prediction: Rangers 4 Giants 2 (considering it’s now 2-2 this is not looking likely, but I stand by my original guess)
Game 2 – Matchup: Cain vs Wilson
It just so happens that October 28 is international Champagne day, and it also happens that this will be the first of four Giants victories in this series – oh that dude was just beamed though. To celebrate the complete game shutout pitched by Matt Cain I’d recommend a Blanc de Blancs Champagne – 100% Chardonnay to celebrate California’s best white grape but from France to celebrate that one guy with the French name on the team. Prediction: Giants 3 Rangers 0
Game 3 – Matchup: Sanchez vs Lewis
Of all the games in this series this one is most likely to have a bench-clearing brawl. It’s a Saturday night and the Rangers will be angry after Sanchez throws at some dude’s head. An Australian Shiraz will accompany this occasion, and it’s un-natural tartaric acid should meld nicely with some baby back ribs, Texas Rangers style… too bad they’re going to lose. Prediction: Giants 6 Rangers 2
Game 4 – Matchup: Bumgarner vs Hunter
Considering I don’t know anything about these pitchers nor the city of Arlington, Texas, this is a tough one. It’s a Sunday night in Texas, which I think probably means drinking alcohol is illegal. This will pair well with a nice White Zinfandel, considering it’s not really wine, but Kool-aid. Shish kabobs are an ideal pairing, especially vegan kabobs, but I think that’s also illegal in Texas. Prediction: Rangers 7 Giants 4
Game 5
At this point ESPN stops guessing the matchups, which is upsetting. It’s also upsetting they couldn’t put this game on Tuesday so we could still enjoy Monday Night Football featuring the 49ers losing again. I’m going to assume it’s Lee vs Lincecum again, and this one will be low scoring. Since it’s the last game in the Lone Star state, a nice Texas Semillon should be paired since it could be another 4 decades until the state sees the World Series again. Since Texas Semillon isn’t easy to find here, I’m going with wine from Tim Lincecum’s home state: Washington. A nice Merlot will hit the spot, because Washington can make it well – sorry, California, but you’re out matched in this one, wine wise. Prediction: Giants 1 Rangers 0 in 11 innings
Game 6
The series will find itself back in San Francisco with the Giants needing but one win to win it… not clinch it. That word is overused. It’s likely that this game will feature some sort of Steve Bartman-esque moment in left field, and it will last over 5 hours with rain delays. Knowing this, I’d recommend a 2005 Barolo so that by the time the game is over the tannins may have softened enough to make the wine drinkable. Make sure to decant the wine and don’t bother starting the risotto with osso bucco until well into the 5th inning. Prediction: Rangers 12 Giants 10
Game 7
This game will be so hyped that my neighbors who normally would be watching GLEE at this hour will switch to the World Series during commercial breaks. The Giants will finally prevail after a long season, and then go on to miss the playoffs in 2011. However, during this moment the only viable option for wine is more Champagne. A magnum might be appropriate, since it’s about as big of a moment as having a baby. Pair with orange and black cupcakes and deviled eggs. Prediction: Giants 7 Rangers 3